he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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