All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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