I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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