I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I will be naked everywhere
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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