But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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