How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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