Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
how can u be prego again
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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