Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
