UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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