I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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