I'm drive I can fine osifer
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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