just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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