Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
All the doctor said was why
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