If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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