sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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