I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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