That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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