Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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