i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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