I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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