Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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