Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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