Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
