The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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