ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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