Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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