why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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