I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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