Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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