May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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