I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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