clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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