return my video game
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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