Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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