remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize