I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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