Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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