They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
