So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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