My pussy is not your playground.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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