I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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