So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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