do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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