Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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