she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
