Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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