I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Let's paint friendship bongs
I will pee on everything he values.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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