Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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