The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
