She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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