I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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