Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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