party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Edward fifth and chaser hands
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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