this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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