Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize